where am i from again
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Boobs speak an international language.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
