32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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