So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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