called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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