i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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