Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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