just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
No subtext here. People are naked.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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