I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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