I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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