Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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