if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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