"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
i believe in u and ur pee
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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