So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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