Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just gargled with NyQuil
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