i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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