I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Randomize
