OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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