dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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