You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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