In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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