i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize
