I need help removing her.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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