how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Randomize
