You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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