i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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