i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
