Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
babies were throwing up all over the place
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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