Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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