Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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