I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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