Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
