He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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