well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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