Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I think my moral compass just broke
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