apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
