he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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