I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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