So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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