do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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