Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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