We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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