I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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