and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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