My brain says no but my pants say off.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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