should my penis look like a turkey
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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