I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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