oh god the rape fog is back!
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
