Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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