This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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