Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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