no. you can't hotbox the world.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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